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- Go to the arcade. - Cool.
- Uh...yeah. Kind of. - Thanks.
- Honestly, you look uglier. - Yeah.
I was gonna call myself the "Chill Sergeant."
Below average or, ideally, a micro-penis is perfect.
this hot is never gonna be interested in you, no offense.
Billion Man March.
- Yeah. - I don't know.
We're wondering if you could just pretend to be Blake
- What is it? - Okay.
- Yeah. - Remember how last year,
- You know, it's been three months
you got a email sent to you that could be, like,
and launch a full-on recon--
- She's not a bitch, okay?
both: Happy holidays.
states the 4/20 party is back on!
- * I'm fresh
- This just seems so natural, right?
I got great news.
Usually, I'm only attracted to long-haired skater types,
Whoa, hey. - What's going on?
That's my girl.
where a lot of kids are falling in love nowadays.
Just need some trash bags to sleep in is all.
Actually--
Junior, you play with that.
They give you, like, little... - Yeah, I went through the bush.
- Not really. I don't. - Okay.
- That's it. I'm out of here.
- But I'm out! - Yeah, nice.
You got me-- oh, I love these things.
- Dude, I've been to the boneyard more than you.
See, these idiots-- - No, actually, I can explain.
- That's the plan, yes. - I don't think so.
- You're not mad? - No. I'm actually relieved.
You know what? I should do it.
- Yeah. I'm already walking away.
- Yes, I am, honey. I was just telling them how--
And you're getting good at that, man.
- I say let it fly,
He goes dirt biking in the desert on Saturdays.
We got to send money.
You guys are really outdating yourself here.
- Guys, please.
- Actually, I used a picture of Montez.
- What's going on?
* Come along and take a hit from the bong *
- You ready to get rocked?
Bill didn't come through with the moola.
It's so 4/20-friendly. - Absolutely.
I totally forgot. - No, he doesn't.
but I have a very shallow cervix.
That's what I was gonna call myself,
- You're married? - Okay.
running around in that handsome little head of yours.
a can't-miss business investment.