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because...I'm a boyfriend now.
You're good to go with the kids tonight?
- Totally.
Sorry, catfish some people, get some easy moola.
- See you later, guys. Eat [bleep], Adam.
* That's the hook to the song like blam *
I lip-synched Cypress Hill for, like, five hours?
are at risk unless you send $500 now"?
- Happy holidays.
[sighs] I'm in love.
- No, pretty terrified about doing that
Y'all have exactly two minutes. What?
- Hey, Bill. Could we talk?
You guys should get pretty excited
and the three of us can, you know,
Whose side are you on, son?
Happy holidays.
texted you weren't gonna be here.
- From eating each other's butt[bleep],
- Damn! You got pancaked like a bitch!
and I got goose pimples up and down my arms.
You're interrupting my family bonding time!
- Maybe I could go catfish some people,
What is your plan?
I feel super sorry for her.
- Yeah. Now, that's what I call moola.
* Can I-- - Stop. Stop. Stop.
Here is $800 for you.
- That was a little bit ago.
- Why am I so ugly, Lord?
and I think you should start using your noodle,
[both laughing]
- Whoa, what the hell are y'all doing here?
- I knew it. - What's going on?
- Get out.
[all speaking at once]
I don't want any of it. It's all up for grabs.
So until shit changes, page me.
- Do not stop practicing. - I won't.
comes faster every year, you know?
but I used to go on a lot; I did the Anheuser-Busch tour.
What you doing?
I was wondering if yours is working and if maybe
which is what they're doing in there, definitely.
- Okay. Where's the bed?
the bad breath, the globs of earwax in the morning,