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- It's heavier than milk. - A rock. A dog. The Earth. Heh, heh.
...but relax. I'm just like you, only better-looking and richer.
- Look, if you date... - Wait! Wait! What are we doing?
...and, you know, pee-pees flying about.
I have to pee so bad.
I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon.
Valerie
Oh. I see what I did there. Okay, okay. Uh, I'm writing in my...
- You kissed her that night too? - Two guys in one night?
I see what you're doing. That's fine. This is all there is. Just tea. Okay.
I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon.
- Oh, my God. That's wild. - But it was, like, a million years ago.
What a line.
Our band is playing on Friday.
Enchilada.
Oh, God, that's right. I blocked that out.
So where's the young lady...
Whew, that's a lot of stairs.
I mean, what skills do you have?
- It doesn't matter. - It matters to me.
Welcome, everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid.
Hey, some of those were pretty hard.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
Oh, I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.
1987. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Yes!
Man, we're gonna rock that Asian Student Union.
It's been 16 years, but the air quotes still hurt. Heh.
[TONE PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
He's gonna be playing with Days of Our Lives star Joey Tribbiani.