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I honestly don't know what put
Hi, I'm Donna Berlutti, but you can call me Dr Donna!
They're not Qs and they're not tips.
so I can go home and kill myself.
Call me New Agey, but I think karma's a powerful force.
So that you can go ahead and have that storybook, drug-addled,
I am having such a good time with you.
and kissed every pompous, wrinkled ass in this fluorescent hellhole
- Hey, Girl's Name. - What?
- No, thanks. - Come on.
Right, gentlemen, either of you in the market for a van? $500.
so I don't care if you want me here or not, I'm staying.
A toast that only people that have known Turk and Carla
Other times, people react exactly how you think they will.
Hot cup of lava coming through.
Get it off, get it off.
You're so cute.
You didn't say, "Except the lobster."
I think that's a deer.
I know there's something wrong but you won't talk about it.
Good save.
There she is. Are you ready to be born today?
for how much power you wield here after 15 years!
Successful whores. A nicer apartment and some bling-bling,
I still can't believe you guys are getting married.
Check out the personalised golf club cosy I found on the roof.
Sorry I didn't call last night. I just crashed.
Either way, it's a lot to think about.
- It's wrong. - Oh...
- So, how're you doing? - Well, I've ruined everything.
- Carla, you know how I'm really crazy? - Sure, what's up?
It's just, well, this is what bothered me the other night.
a laceration in your spleen