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I'll survive.
Hey, on the table he puts it.
Turn the game off.
You were a normal kid.
Well, you ought to try harder to change.
Listen, will you forget about the dishes?
Oh, yeah? I'm liable
FELIX: You're right, don't worry about me.
Now, come on, whoa.
Good. You're not still mad at me, are you?
Felix! What happened?
He wanted my help, and I tried to give it to him.
to get back together again with Gloria?
( humming )
Filth, like on the other side of the tracks?
So? She's never seen a man's chest before?
If there are two things that nobody likes,
How can a grown man sleep with so much junk?
Come on.
( groaning )
That is disgusting!
I can change you if you put yourself in my hands.
He's the best man I know for this kind of disorder.
Dust.
I'll see if I can find some in the kitchen.
After dinner, she wanted to go out for ice cream.
to get a glass of water.
All right, Felix, I want you to do me a favor.
You will? Oh, that's great.
She sure was angry at me when she came into the kitchen.
and then you do one part scotch, see.
I went too far.
You had no business
Hello.
You can put cocoa in it, too.
It's good. Just good?
Yes.
Who's that?
Felix, open your eyes. Let me see your pupils.
And then you do three parts of malt liquor.
Felix, I was just babbling.
ten feet away doing all that loud thinking?
Why? He seems fine.
Where are the cards?
She ordered a hot fudge sundae.
But some things have changed.
Some people are born with... skinny legs
Come on, let's, let's get this junk off the table.
to your Mommy and Daddy, you know that?
You got to give a little bit.
Stand up.
My life is over.
Uh-huh. Here are your wings.
I hate to do this.
Yeah. Okay, I'll send him right down.
but I also know he has many great qualities.
Filthy canvas.
Let's play cards. I'm sorry.
Oscar.
Why don't you go to sleep?
I excused myself from the table,
How do you feel?
No, no, I love the wings! They are me!