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It happened to be a good instinct, toots.
Jeff Slater, John Van Horn.
- You really felt it? - That's why I'm going.
...and we could do a lot of role-playing, but the simple truth...
Can we drop you? Maybe you'd like to join us for a drink.
Well, I'm going.
...but I think that, nowadays, when people dream...
No, you did it yourself.
It was late, and I wanted it to be a surprise.
What? What?
I think so.
The best part of myself.
There are no other women like you. You're a man!
Look, you don't know me from Adam.
- They killed him? - So to speak.
People are in this business to make money.
I'm in the shower! I got soap in my eyes!
Hurry before someone calls the cops!
Not bad.
Nice meeting you.
Make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back?
Open the door!
Oh, well, thank you.
...and she'll probably throw a drink in my face.
We're looking forward to having you grace us with your presence...
See, I just wanted to ask concerning the doctor...
- Live? - Quick, like bunnies.
She's not tough. She's a wimp!
Well, the baby and I are gonna go up to my dad's farm upstate.
Maybe your contract has a morals clause.
God forbid you should lose your standing as a cult failure.
You'll find you picked the wrong man to challenge.
- You're even prettier in person. - Thank you.
me upon hearing high risk group to shelter 6 more weeks: SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW
- I have to kiss Dr. Brewster! - He kisses all the women.
I'll set up the crib in a second.
Okay, make her work peripherally.
Don't say anything now...
She'll have to paint the kitchen.
To prove some point like power makes a woman masculine...
I'm not kidding. I don't know you, but I know you.
Why haven't you returned my phone calls?
There's nothing in between.
- Yes, Miss... - Kimberly.
...you and I must talk.
I gotta go.
I'll get a service tomorrow.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CLEVELAND?
- I gotta get something on. - Are you having a party?
- What? - All of it.
I'm sorry about what happened out there.
Being with someone.
The truth is, you were okay company.
You're worried about your audition. Why?
I'm not your mother. I don't find plays for you to star in.
Come on, Mike. What do you mean, get you out of it?
Because no one will hire you.
I think we're gettin' into a weird area, here.
They always throw stuff at you in the last minute.
Which way for your left?
...my high-school graduation and my wedding.
You helped me with the audition for that soap. It's that soap!
Here.
It's for Amy.
I'm John Van Horn.
Yes, it wasn't logical.
What the hell? I'll live, won't I?
That's our producer, Rita Marshall. George Fields is Dorothy's agent.
Phil Weintraub's party is Saturday. Let's just go.
What do you mean? He was singing.
I just don't have the energy.
I'd like to...
Big John, wonderful!
How do you feel about Cleveland?
- You are psychotic! - No, I'm employed.
- Uta said that. - I don't care.
I just did it for the work. I didn't mean to hurt anybody.
She's an excellent typist.
Well, I can't afford therapy, Miss Kimberly.
They can't all be idiots. You argue with everybody!
Let me have a right profile, camera 1. Camera 3, a left profile.
Lester. Sandy Lester?
You got it. Thursday, what time?
Night, Fay.
I do feel it's time to set the record straight.
When did Jeff start collaborating on his play?
- Thank you. Lovely blouse. - Thank you.
here's your presentation i'm excited!
- Oh, Christ. - No, just Dorothy.
Yeah, it hurts me. Be the last one to take your coat tonight. We'll talk.
- All right, kid. - It's mine?
Tonight, sure. Tonight?
- Is George Fields in? - Yes, he is.
Let's make it definite. Dinner tomorrow.
- Lovely job. First-rate. - You were wonderful.
Michael, you're not gonna raise 25 cents.
This may seem silly to you, but this is our first date.
And that's sick.
That's nice.