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It only took him another floor and a half to ask Miranda for her phone number.
Again.
-Why is he so edgy? -I have no idea.
I swear to God, if you hand me a muffin, I'm out of here.
I'm giving her the house and she's giving me an ulcer.
-Forget it. -No, I don't want to forget it. Come here.
-Don't Iet him pull that moody shit on you. -I know. It's such a pose.
Samantha was touched.
It must be hard, having a social Iife as a single parent.
That's swell, but it doesn't get the cream in the cupcake.
Let me tell you about Wesley and Leslie.
I'm sorry, I hate being right about this.
I don't see it.
...if Simon hadn 't peed in his pants.
...I was dating someone brand-spanking new.
Charlie, the muffins are great, but I'd much prefer a nice dry martini.
None of this "pee-pee" and "wee-wee" crap.
The whole thing might have been very romantic...
You're hilarious. Put your tongue back in your head and the Iox on the table.
No, it's just that he really Iikes to push the button.
I teach a seminar at Columbia on Cultural Zeitgeist.
-Those books you asked me to sign.... -Duncan, Vaughn's here.
Did you talk to Leslie today?
I'm not really in the mood to talk about my mom.