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Well, uh...
Gotcha.
See, marriage is a partnership. If you really love someone, you gotta work together,
Whack a sightglass? Off a sightglass? Whack off a sightglass?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Aw, come on, you know, the don.
Whichever bunny you think is better for shooting a guy in the head.
Uh, I mean, mobbed as in crowded.
No, Peter, when we got married we agreed to share our lives.
If only I'd met you first... But whaddaya gonna do?
Well, I would try to eat you really fast, before I got flaccid.
There's no way we can have maritals with you lying all the way over there.
I'm tired of being left out of all our decision making.
No, we'll think of a way to fix it.
Are you Big Fat Paulie?
Decent phones, God-fearing phones,
- Now get outta here, you losers. - What about the foreign guy?
Hey, forget about it.
- I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen. - Butt out, shlomo. All I need is your address.
Lois, this is crazy.
- Home? You know, for dinner. - Oh, yeah? What are we havin'?
- Why, yes, I dare say that's the fellow. - Oh, let's get him.
Oh, Reginald. Elden Ring Sucks
I've been lookin' all over for ya. Look, I gotta call off the hit on my wife.