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Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker.
- She's not fat. - What?
Now, let's go see if your mom's done listing
Chris, she's...
Just kidding. He was gay.
But, Dad, Chris treats me really well. He gave me this diamond necklace.
- Mort. - Uh, I got this one.
Quagmire, help!
But where are those good old-fashioned values
We gave you Jollibee
Yo, it’s Taylor Swift Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha oh my God Jesus Christ
You know, you don't thank the Lord
Hey I got a Justin Bieber bag
And Chuck E. Cheese’s too
Don't, uh... Don't look at my kids when they're off doing their private lives.
Cool it. I'm trying to get laid.
Ah, I'm already bored. What should we do?
Oh, yes, there is, Joe. I got cameras in every room of this house.
I figured the day you came home with a girl,
I prefer fatty
We're gonna go out to eat.
So, there's a penguin on the front and it says, "I hear you're 40.
Give us ice cream Or give us death!