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-So thank you. -Oh, yeah, thank you.
Because we can't sell it. We can't do anything with it.
(lisping): Why do you sound like that?
for the value to you of having this thing over with
I felt sorry for her. That's why I hired--
Um, and he always pays for lunch.
-Go head. Take a bite. -I'm good.
-Okay. -Cassie: Okay.
(announcer speaks indistinctly)
Oh, no. To you. To you. You're the heroes.
It seems as if you've been using...
Stop it. I'm not gonna get into-- Oh, what a pretty sweater.
It's like you're saying roast beef is chicken. Roast beef is not chicken.
where nobody's gonna fuckin' eat it!
I'm not taking it down. It's part of our history.
-Roger: So she is now seeking-- -I'm so sick of her!
The same thing happened in my lawyer's office.
-Mm-hmm. -Hello, Arnold Palmer.
Hey, get the fuck, hey--
Very proud of you!
-Both: Friends don't do that. -Larry: No, they don't.
Let me set up the meeting, and then we'll go from there.
I hope your speech is better than that goddamned doodle right there.
-(screams) -Roger: Oh, my God!
Remember that old, uh, John Lennon, Yoko Ono album
'Cause everybody was going. It was presented to me like it would be fun.
Thank you so much. You know what?
Oh, a spite proposal Yea, a spite proposal
Well, how else do you impress them?
Can't see me till tomorrow? I need that? It's an emergency!
-You know what you're doing? You're golden-ruling it. -I'm golden-ruling it.
I want to honor our history, our heritage.
-Larry: Oh, really? -You're like my hero.
and I'm gonna roast a chicken, and--
Pretty good, right?
It's for paper. It's not a lined garbage can.
(shrieking) I chipped my tooth!
Ah, well...
He would love it. I've had coffee with Funkhouser many times.
Larry: Oh! Oh! (spitting)
-Did you-- I didn't-- -Uh, yes, I did.
Nasty motherfucker.
like the air conditioning was... not great, I have to say.
And that is to sit down face-to-face, one last time,
Mocha Joe.
-What? -Yeah.
-Give me a plate. -(plates clattering)
and I'm gonna make a fuckin' speech
But, you know, it's a cause that I really believe in,
-(indistinct muttering) No. Don't touch me! -Oh. Oh!
all over the floor, and then you gotta vacuum after you eat.
you have the Hulu deal.
You know, Larry, I just wanted to take this moment to say
-Excuse me. -Excuse me.
Or perhaps this is a mistake,
-(chuckles) It's, it's imbecilic. -Are some people--
-It's a history that's very hurtful for me. -Well, I'm sorry.
-She has-- -Alice: Honestly, what is wrong with you?
-You're driving him nuts, man. -What is this?
-What? -I would never touch a scone.
-Not just blitheness. -Well, I completely disagree with you.
Well, everybody, you can't serve the eggs without the toast.
(Larry, Richard grunting)
be part of the movement.