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-I'm good. -Good. I'm kind of surprised to see you here.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You need to go home!
I'm sure she was a wonderful woman.
-And those scones were the best scones I've ever had... -(Chulu chuckles)
-Do you like it? -I like it. I think it's very well done.
-Yes. Yes. -Yeah.
No, I haven't seen Francisco.
Yeah, but you know I don't like surprises.
Yeah. I want you to taste this.
it would be a nice, uh, gesture, you know.
You know what? I think you should put me on the phone with that attorney.
We don't even have a liner in there. Take a look.
That's advocacy in a way, in that I'm pursuing them, I want them.
No dumping in the garbage can! No dumping in the garbage can!
I think you're incorrect about that. My dad ate angry apples
My tongue's all swollen. It sucks.
because our cards, they look very similar.
Come on. we have to find Francisco Zarzal.
-Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No. -What?
-(in Castilian accent): Tha, Tharagoza. -All right, but I'm paying.
And two turkeys in every garage!"
-Hey, where the fuck you-- -Hey, hey. I'm already going this way.
-Leon: Gimme some of that. -(silverware, dishes clattering)
You know how many times I fuckin' put milk and Mountain Dew together?
-Half an hour? -I didn't, I don't-- I didn't time it.
Whoo!
(sobbing quietly)
There's certain taste buds that you motherfuckers like.
Marty Funkhouser, his daughter...
We throw our trash in the pantry.
Don't say it's a fancy muffin, Jeff.
-That's amazing. -No, I, I only speak one language.
Listen, listen. He's just gonna come very early tomorrow.
Not your activism, or your advocacy for women.
-So much money. This, what? A nickel? -This is--
-Give me that card. Give me that card. -No!
get a black penis?
Now I have a half-eaten apple in my, uh, basket, here.
(tires screech)
at a Survivor's United event.
-Yeah, I've already paid. -Don't even start it. I always have to pay--
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that I'm gonna be selling at, uh, Latte Larry's.
-What are you doing here? -Francisco, I'm so sorry.
-(lisping): I can't believe you did something like that. -Uh...
You're blithely eating an apple here.
Larry, I'd feel better if we just stopped the eating for now,
All right. Jeff, what is that piece of shit you're eating?
But, uh, in your case, I think it's eminently worth it
-His auntie died. -Yeah.
So...
(lively chatter)
-If the elevators come, I'm getting in one. -(beeping)
That piece of shit happens to be a scone
-But perhaps I used the number, but I don't under-- -Larry: Similar?
It's for a charity called Survivors United,