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Seriously. I mean, obviously, we can't do that.
The congressman will not be taking any questions.
We're the Jeffersons, period.
- Okay. - See? Told you.
well, maybe none of it matters.
- Well... - I did the classy thing.
- We are fucking! - Like, a lot.
You know, because maybe in a hundred years,
- Okay. - Hey, Mom, everyone.
no votes today on legalizing tiny Fleshlights for micro wangs.
Yeah, what is... the title is
A lot of people are saying that I shut down the government.
WELL THAT’s JUST TICKLES MY TW*T
In the white-hot White House.
we'll be rededicating the sanctuary.
I shut down the government for interfering with our clocks and watches.
I mean, the book ends with you going off to college.
and shining moments.
That's where I draw the line, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
when I am talking to them?
and your trophy office and your trophy baby,
Ma'am, I think he's talking about you!
- That's a classy move. - Yeah, I'll get his number.
And even they don't have to drink Coke Zero.
I can give you a freeze on the rate of increase
Why am I getting this sense of déjà vu?
- Who's with me? Yeah! - Yeah!
Wait a minute, what was that?
as something of a mentor.
- No. - Richard!
Aw, and it misses you, too.
So, it's sci-fi?
The Ethics Committee is debating ending its probe
- There was an advance? - Quiet, quiet.
in his book "Investing with a Conscience,"
Oh, please give me the permission
I can't believe I said that steaming turd of a book
No, it doesn't.
- I am a happily married man, Selina. - Oh, that's not an answer!
I took Andrew's infidelity,
Yeah, well, you know what, you can have your trophy wife
and pin my legs behind my head and do me.
Hey, Fuckleberry Finn!
He's not gonna get away with that.
Now, let's take a look at this beautiful piece of work.
I brought you here...
Wait a minute, what? How do you know that?
and, uh, deal with the ceremony and so on.