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because I didn't call you afterwards?
Well, that's all the time we have for today.
And that, um...
I'm afraid we're gonna have to start clearing the room
Oh, like a turd. - Mm-hmm.
Or I could go and I could see him in person.
Well, the book that I'm writing,
Congressman Ryan votes no.
I look around this room
I have no idea what these people's names are.
The point is principles.
is the chair that she made love to Andrew on.
It was in Mike's notes.
Please hold for President Meyer. I've got Greg Morehouse for you, ma'am.
It's just hard to come up with so many different ways to curse.
I just can't take this, you know?
I... what?
but for the life of me, I can't remember one second.
Me the aggressor? What is that?!
Oh, please, Brie, I bet you could fill out a bikini quite nicely.
- You suck! - Bye, now.
has given as much for their country as you.
Your word, not mine.
Fine, this stupid hat is too small for my yarmulke.
- Madam President, are you all right? - Oh, for God's sakes.
Lights out! Lights out! Lights out!
of choosing me as your running mate...
My neck does not look like that.
- Oh. - That's beautiful.
- Roger. - Madam President,
Just to remind everybody that next week,
Oh, we were talking about the name,
My goodness, look at you. You keeping busy?
like some sort of bi-curious Porky Pig?
You got that right! You loved me.