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No!
You did nothing.
Tell her why, Will.
- Aw! - Well, that just tickles my twat!
And in the end, I just turned out to be another blue bottle fly
Look at my neck. I have pardoned turkeys with fewer waddles.
Madam President!
- You wanna work for that guy? - I really do.
Except for you, Gellardi.
Yeah, I made a deal to write a book,
You really wanted me, didn't you?
Yes! I should not have come to this thing.
My morons are voting no.
Richard, you have such a good sense of humor.
And I'm trapped in a cycle of abuse.
No! We already picked a name.
You want to throw me onto this couch
I'm not the world's greatest speech writer.
I, however... I am willing to do anything,
How come you guys got invited and I didn't?
Voting closes in five minutes and we're still missing votes.
And when something's broken, you shut it down,
people don't like you in yellow.
Jonah and his merry band of jizz huffers
- What? - It'll be my first human birth, so.
Okay, so I have got a White House book
I do not wanna piss those guys off.
- Oh, my God. - It's beautiful.
- Oh, that's so nice of you. - I voted for you.
And I asked them to use the Jackie Kennedy crystal service.
That's fine. We're late anyway.
We're just gonna need our advance back.
You deserve it.
Yeah, in front of 200 of Washington's most important people.
for keistering sewer rats.
- What? How do you know that? - You... you said it was at the Congressional Ball.
My wife is a huge fan.
Jesus, we were not fucking!
You want me to go with? I can take notes.
Yes, Leslie or Dana if it's a boy and...
and we're gonna get invited to that unveiling.
'cause I don't wanna go.