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You're stronger than me,
Yeah, but, I mean, does anybody really give a shit about two average-looking lesbians?
Oh, goodness, I do wish you could've heard President Montez's speech
But I also like to think
Until then, I'm Brie Ramachandran.
- I don't mind them. - Ugh.
No, Mom, we don't wanna know.
Yes, ma'am?
I... no, in the painting!
- Are you wearing makeup? - No.
the last remaining gentleman in Washington?
Also, are we doing our laundry all wrong?
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
I slept with Tom James!
You sound like a Scientologist.
Well, maybe the government needs to be shut down
Oh, my God!
in the Green Room at the White House, um...
I kid you not.
So, today. That's a bit of a brain twister.
you can go to the White House tomorrow
Actually, Jonah, Jews don't believe in heaven.
Like my labradoodle, Teddy, when I cover his cock in honey and give him a sticky licky.
- Alethia! - So nice to meet you, President Meyer.
I know, right? Well...
and her head held high, looking stunning,
- What are those, chips? - Why is there Coke Zero behind us?
Oh, my God, why did I have to fuck
she swept up every single shard
- Did I? - Ma'am, we got gold. Gold!
Oh! I was looking for you. They're waiting for you to begin.
Thank you.
is about a commitment to the Jewish lifestyle.
- Thank you. - Provocative stuff there
so that your parents will have to take you someplace cool on vacation,
Well, that's funny because I did, too.
That when I was in the loony bin,
and you grabbed my hand and you held it up high, and I was like,
all that anyone will remember
- And I'm Brie Ramachandran. - Remember,
I'd give my left tit for those tits.
is that you have your portrait
not some Brooklyn-based, artisanal chocolate bar.
Something like ending Daylight Savings Time.
Okay, what about the speech? What about the speech, all right?
This is my wife, Alethia.
Ma'am, I would appreciate it very much
Wall Street, meanwhile, has reacted to the shutdown
Aw, Charlie.