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You're damn right, I did!
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
And maybe you were too busy biting James Bond's cable car wire to realize,
Catherine's forbidden affair with your Secret Service agent.
- about you two fucking. - We're not making this up, okay?
Although, I have to admit I sort of miss it.
- But again, yes. - Mm-hmm.
Are there any questions?
Jane McCabe is on special assignment.
and we walked out onto the stage to accept the nomination,
Catherine, you are not going to be coy or twee
- I'm Dan Egan. - And I'm Brie Ramachandran.
Yes, I wrote a blurb for your upcoming tome.
Ma'am, the White House wants us to finalize your guest list
and tell them to cancel that stupid portrait thing,
That is true.
Birth gender isn't even that relevant.
That is President Meyer's invitation list.
Hey, did you get invited to the Meyer unveiling?
- because it's broken. - Oh!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - No. Mm-mm.
and T-boned the entire US economy.
- Why, Tom? Why did you do that? - Come on, Selina.
Oh, good, yeah. I was feeling cramped.
Oh, right! Thank you.
I know you'd chew your own arm off to escape being handcuffed
Oh, right.
Um, also... just a little thing here...
- Oh, like a turducken. - Mm-hmm.
Jesus Christ, underage Muslim brides
as a matter of fact.
It is so lovely to see you again.
My God. Just call off your morons, Congressman.
And we are expecting our first child.
It's a baby.
because I cannot lose this job, not before my wedding!
Kent, can I have your plus-one?
I guess my ego allowed me
- Morning, ma'am. - Hey, what is this?
Of course I was, but I had the courtesy to seem like I might not!