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Do you think I should give him a call?
The one who got away.
You are gonna be so pleased!
Oof, here we are.
Whoa, no! We're not gonna do that. Are you crazy?
I swear to God, Tom James just wanted to fuck me right now.
Okay, you know, I should head back
A book about my sex life.
You made Speaker Marwood run all the way down here!
My snatch isn't a data port!
- Oof, wish I could join him there. - Oh.
- Please, I beg you. - Oh, my God, right.
I didn't rape him!
And Moses led his people to the land of...?
With regards to the debt ceiling,
- Really? - Yep.
Very nice, indeed.
Okay, well, that's probably for the best.
You know, there's not even a punch bowl for me to piss in here.
Oh, wow, she looks awesome.
No, because then it just becomes this thing.
you know, appreciative memos.
You could shut down the government.
Richard, go and turn on CBS right now.
Come on, we both know you were gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
What'd you think of that new sign-off?
you have the White House meeting on raising the debt ceiling.
- That guy knows how to party. - Then Tuesday,
Are you listening to anything we're saying?
We have baby names picked out either way.
of... of so many of our great presidents,
- Aren't you engaged to a Yankee? - Yeah, I am.
the only reason that I co-sponsored S-473
- Yeah. - So, we got the results back
My guest has been Tom James.
She's a year older than me.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
- Hanukkah. - Canaan, Rabbi.
where he couldn't even unzip the back of your dress.
- No. - Mm-mm.
Greg? Hello!
Montez is really taking this Mexican thing too far.
I didn't come here to ask for an apology,
with the full faith and credit of the United States.
I've never not had chemistry with a woman.
I mean, where's the follow-up question?
- This goes inside your jacket. - Oh.
to Meyers's overly toned corpse and her dungeon of losers,
Okay, fine, I'll go.
I...!
I had always looked up to President Meyer
and forget all about those 15 minutes
You think that would spice up the book?
Well...
- Oh. - I have a new life, I have a new wife.
What do you want me to say, Selina?
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