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Sweetheart.
- "Investing with a Conscience"? - "Conscience," yes.
- President Meyer. - Oh.
let's get this passed tomorrow.
The point is people find you two cold together.
- He's Montez's me. - Great.
- a full government shutdown. - Shutdown.
Look, whether I know what an unveiling is or is not
Christ, you got old.
It was James Madison.
Why do you keep saying Tom James and I made love?
She was trapped inside a man, and then that man was trapped inside of another woman.
It's a hot ticket.
God, how can anybody jerk off to her
But this I cannot take.
Okay, right there, right there, what do you call that?
like Disney World or Cancun or Mexico.
- Yeah. - Cutting aid to Israel!
What about Congressman Jonah Ryan?
that is hotter than Nancy Reagan's guide to cocksucking.
- He's your editor. - I know that.
I kid you not.
is not the point.
Okay, Jeffersons, sit down.
but if we don't raise the debt ceiling,
And this is very nice, folks.
He wishes!
Representative Clark votes no on HR 2970.
even though they made her ride around in a convertible like an animal, I might add,
feeding on a heaping mouthful of Seabiscuit's finest.
the President of the United States.
by the day after... yesterday.
- Did we miss it? - No, I'm afraid not.
where Hurricane Chloe has taken a turn for the deadly.
something big that makes Montez really pay attention to us.
who liked to molest that pudgy werewolf kid.
And everybody knows that I dated Charlie Baird.
- I wasn't invited. - I know.