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Clay?
Let's get out of here.
A bowl.
Right?
Shit. Where the fuck are you, gun?
I am willing to bet there's some pretty cool shit in here.
Shit. Hey, hey, hey.
- Those feel good, don't they? - That's the one.
- Oh, God. Clay. Clay. - No. No.
Hey.
- No, we're not, act... - Yes.
...or any of those other kids at Crystal Lake. There's no car, no witnesses.
I don't know, she's always been the responsible one.
Run! Run, Whitney!
Came that close to hitting the start button on the whoop-ass machine, boy.
Really?
You can drink that, by the way. Yours, hers, mine. I swear, piss is sterile.
Fuck!
Amanda! Goddamn!
You mean that, Officer Bracke?
Tomorrow morning, you and me, we get up at dawn. We go, we find the crop.
I'm a fucking idiot.
Wade. Wade!
What are we gonna do?
That's payment for being a douche bag.
Are you looking for this?
Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish. Just go fishing.
Right.
Hey.
It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.
If you're not comfortable having them here, then why did you invite them?
UMBRELLA
Sure, man. Hey, I give a wicked blow job too.
No. No.
IF SOMEONE CALLED MY NAME
...they probably just took off together.
I don't care about your fucking lip. This is a family heirloom.
Fuck that. I'm not drinking out of your sweaty-ass sneaker.
My name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair...
Get out here. There's a guy out there.
Okay, okay, okay.
- I ain't seen her, though. - Thanks.
So you and your sister must be pretty close.
Dude, if you're out there whacking off, man, that is not cool.
Jesus.
Love her tits I want to kiss her tits
. .
Yes
Go. Go. Go, go, go! Jesus.
Let's just check out this last cabin, then we'll head back.
Thanks.
Say, Richie, old buddy, I'm gonna bounce.
Wade. Wade.
You think we should take the boat out? He's gonna find out.
You're sexy.
Shoot the boot, shoot the boot, shoot the boot.
Oh, my God. Babies have more space in the uterus.
Luan Loud You're now stone