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His mother worked, you know.
That's acting, girl.
Titus, I've been hurt very badly
Iktomi farted.
Listen, I know people will judge our relationship.
That's right. And you're gonna tuck her in and go to college.
I'm here with your updated divorce settlement
Was he funny in the bunker, Kimmy?
She's tragic.
And I lived in an underground tube.
with his grandmother's wedding ring.
I've been reading up on your family's culture,
I'm gonna fix you.
I know a gentleman with a printer machine.
He fell on a shotgun.
so I also got fish tacos.
You don't get to decide when I tell people about my heritage, Russ.
Jacqueline, I had the most amazing dream.
and he'll love me forever.
But I'm not letting that monster hurt another person.
The Ping-Pong paddle that Forrest Gump used to defeat the Chinese.
and it was brought to my attention that if I get these signed
Kimmy?
Okay.
Wendy, are you maybe like that lady
This is America. Speak English.
Kimmy?
how the game works!"
so she could sell his body when he dies?
Oh, why did I assume it was a woman parking badly?
Oh, my...
It's okay. You're gonna be okay.
Let go of me!
You know what? I deserve this!
Until my little promotion today, I was head of PR for the Redskins.
Yes, perfect. Say crap like that.
But in spite of everything, folks,
I no longer have an icicle.
like a toilet where you can lie down.
and... here it comes.
he'll never realize what a useless piece of crap I am,
♪ Unbreakable ♪
Sorry, he hates it when I call him that.
to see if they could put a messenger on a plane
I don't know you. I don't understand you.