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lfthey get married in less than a month, l'm not going.
Six months to find me an end table and she plans a wedding in four weeks.
l'm addicted to ''Architectural Digest''. Jeremy Fields.
And suddenly it hit me: two people were committing to a life together
A week later, Miranda threw Jeremy a going-away party.
Your name's on the invitation, too.
Say hello to my date.
You missed my poem and most ofthe reception,
But next time, be at the door...naked.
Your father just felt me up.
who not only put me up, she threw this soiree in celebration of my deparure.
Jeremy could use my key.
l give them three months. What are you wearing?
Then they might never have met.
''Just be careful not to eat any buckshot!''
lt's amazing.
Then we should dance to it.
They say when you get a place of your own, someone will propose.
l want someone who's going to be with me until the end...
The next night, l made the mistake oftelling Big about the poem.
l'm offiicially out of men to fuck. l have to get married or move.
- Well, l'm pretty beat. - Did you want to go?