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It's on his face. I've ruined it!
(laughs) no, no, no, no, no.
¶ it seems today that all you see ¶
Is it a boy or a girl?
(loud snapping)
The driver totals the car and makes a run for it,
¶ laugh and cry ¶
Oh, god.
(gasps) and it even has the one with the flintstones!
I can't take her away from this.
Damn kid's kept me up every night for two weeks.
Like, you're not going to put her with sand people, right?
Wait a second. They might.
Did you feed the dog earlier like I asked? Uhhhh... yes.
Reading news from places I'm not sure exist.
50 bucks?
Okay, okay. Stop. Just stop crying.
(whispering): Give her back to god.
I invited ed sullivan to the white house.
Hi, glenn.
There's some frozen steaks in the freezer.
Ronald reagan, former president of the United States.
I need to get her out of my hair.
Hey, look at all these videos mr. Quagmire's selling.
I sent bitch stewie in my place.
How do you do? Pleased to meet you. I'm bitch stewie.
But the pursuing officers are prepared.
Oh, my god!
You know that would never work again in a million years.
(feedback squealing) (screaming)
Well, I'm clearly not the only one
And then slide your fingers up the length of your tail
Let's just enjoy the strippers.
Yeah, well, I might have dialed yours back
Joe: What's happening?!
With some of your birthday toys,
He's been screwing with your head.
Making one of those for me, would you?
Squeeze the base of the tail lightly
Brian, I didn't know if you wanted a god's eye,
I-I can't be a father.