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Watch this.
That's good. We don't want him thinking too much.
I didn't really want to do the work,
I abandoned my daughter!
Well, I remember the time
Like my palestinian alarm clock.
He's got quite a grip.
But I'm probably just going to call her "annal" for short.
He's an impressionist.
Will you please help me?
Why?
Brian, I can't go to the bathroom by myself.
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(baby crying)
The kids say you gotta go viral to promote yourself these days.
Do you wish to put this child up for adoption?
I'm not proud of this, but I need to lick that up.
(chuckles) maybe.
I've never had sex before,
(feedback squealing) (screaming)
I sharpened a pencil in my bum
Okay, next up on the stage,
So I cloned myself.
She said, "don't share answers"!
Yeah, the doctors said I'll be lucky if I live past 50,
Wow, the best of the world's wildest police chases.
Ho, boy, they have got you.
Somebody else will come along and get it right!
Even though you did the poos, stewie.
Because bitch stewie was stooling in the tub, wasn't he?
(snoring)
That was very correct of you, bitch stewie.
Hey, stewie, everything sounds like rushing water.
(light applause)
Have you given her a name yet?
Heh. That stripper has a rash on her ass,
A nudie bar is the perfect way to celebrate