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- What's wrong? - I can't find Sparky.
I'll put all my money on the Cows.
South Park beats the spread!
He's at the 50, the 40, the 30...
...the score is Middle Park Cowboys, 52. South Park Cows, 0.
- I'll put 300 on the Cows too. - I wanna put money on the Cows too!
If we lose money because of your nephew, we'll hang you out to dry.
Hike the damn ball!
Go ahead.
So, Simon and Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television.
green
- It's been two days. - I think he ran away.
- Mr. Garrison, can I ask a question? - What is it?
- Of course. How are things now? - Everything's better.
Filling in for quarterback is number 1 2, Kyle Broflovski.
- There he goes. - Attaboy, get her!
If Stan doesn't show up, can I use his helmet?
- I never practiced. - It's late for that bullcrap.
- Looks like that bomb's still attached. - Yay.
Hell's bells.
Tonight is the Middle Park Cowboys against the South Park Cows.
I want a butch dog. I want a Rin Tin Tin.
That was a good practice, children. We'll see you here tomorrow.
...I guess you came to the right person. Sit down.
Stop filling him with queer-Ioving propaganda.
It's taken by 23, Kenny McCormick.
Oh, my carrot cake!
bruce
I'm glad my dog isn't gay.