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[ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
JUST MOVE IT OVER SIX INCHES.
OF TAYLOR'S OLD-FASHIONED SODA SHOP AND CANDY STORE.
MAYBE PEOPLE WHO ARE NEW TO OUR TOWN --
MOM, I HAVE TO STUDY. I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY, OKAY?
WOULD YOU...
OOH.
AND FEASTS ON HIS NEXT BLOOD MEAL.
[ GIGGLES ]
DON'T HATE THE TICK MESSENGER. HATE THE TICK.
THIS IS THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED.
YOU'RE A TAYLOR TEASE.
YOU LOOK ALL SMALL AND SQUEAKY,
BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN EVER SHOW OUR FACES AGAIN.
I'M AWFUL, TOO.
SORRY.
ON THE ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION.
WELL, IT JUST MADE SENSE. I MEAN, I HAVE A CAR.
SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ]
Clara: I TURNED IT DOWN.
THANKS, KID. Tell Jackson I'm rooting for him.
I'M NOT BRINGING "BOYS" HOME. I'M BRINGING "BOY" HOME.
HEY. DID I KNOW YOU WERE COMING HOME? NOPE.
SO GOOD TO MEET YOU. AND SEE YOU AT THE POLLS!
I DON'T WANT TO BE SELECTMAN.
WOULD YOU STILL HAVE LEFT HER?
OH, I'D GET A BABYSITTER IF I WAS YOU.
I'LL BE THERE. Really?
HOW DIRTY.
IT'S 9 1/2 FEET FROM THE EDGE OF YOUR PROPERTY.
THE FOOD, THE PANS, THE BOWLS, THE SPATULA.
OKAY.
GRAB US A COUPLE BEERS, WOULD YOU?
$1.40, SO WE'RE AT $18.73.
PLAYING ONE OF JACKSON'S FAVORITE SONGS OF ALL TIME,
WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT HEART?
[ INDISTINCT VOICES ON TV ]
THIS MEANS YEAR-ROUND VEGETABLES.
UH, TOO BAD ABOUT ALL WHAT, TAYLOR?
10 FOR TAYLOR DOOSE.
MILK.
IT'S GOOD. GOOD?
I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE PERMIT
I'M FINE.
I KNOW -- "YAY." BUT IT'S KIND OF SAD, ISN'T IT?
AND AS TOWN SELECTMAN,
IS GOING TO PREVENT HIM FROM SITTING DOWN.
I HAVE MY THINGS, YOU KNOW?
OKAY, WHO NEEDS REFILLS?
* FLYIN' AWAY ON A WING AND A PRAYER *
* IF YOU NEED * IF YOU NEED
[ VOLUME INCREASES ]
WELL, HE DID.
* LA LA LA
I LIKE LUKE'S BREAKFAST.
MORNING, MAGGIE. HOW'S THE FAMILY?
NO ONE ELSE WILL HAVE ONE,
LET'S JUST VOTE ON WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT US TO VOTE ON.
* SO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING
SONNY AND CHER, THE LATER YEARS.
PARIS, IT'S ON MY BOOK BAG.
DEAN! WAS SOMEONE AT THE DOOR?
THE ONLY THING MORE UN-ROCK 'N' ROLL THAN COUPONS
THAT IF YOU SAY TO PEOPLE,
OKAY, THEN, I'M OUT. YOUR TURN.
OH, FINE. CAN'T COMPLAIN.
THEY GET PISSED AND LEAVE.
OW!
* MAKIN' ALL MY WISHES COME TRUE *
CRASHING. ABSOLUTELY. CRASH AWAY.
WELL, THERE'S YOUR DAUGHTER.
I DON'T KNOW.
Really? YEAH, NAKED.
* LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME *