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Marvin and I broke up.
I've gone 10 years with no erection, what is that...
Is that a "y"?
It's a root or something.
It's a rubber for a young man.
It's not here, it's downstairs.
There's something really strange happening.
Beautiful. Alright, I'll pick you up at 4:30.
But you did say pencil.
Hmm.
All night long.
You're the one who wanted to wear the condom.
Okay, fine.
What?
Well, look it says "Larry David" on it, doesn't it?
Have you seen Oscar?
Everlast condoms, my friend.
What?
Who's gonna leave the door open and let him out of the house?
I don't know, all night long I would guess.
asking me about my vagina, god.
How about that, isn't that nice?
I'm really sorry.
I need to talk to her boyfriend.
And I'm wondering if it's Marvin calling me
You can't fire her.
Wow.
We'll put the video in,
I can't start looking at the package and reading instructions.
Hey, my five wood's coming in today at 4:30.
Is it? Yes, yes.
You're trapped.
You know what?
Yeah.
Immediately. Immediately.
Uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, it's a bore.
That's a tough, uh, a tough situation.
Do you know what that does to women?
Um, Jeff's got this, uh, Indian guy,
I'll call and make an appointment for you
It's, uh...
Hello?
May I take a look at him?
Um, today I need you to go to Mel Brooks' office
What, what have you said about me?
( Speaking foreign language ) good.
No, I should stand my ground, right?
No.
No.