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HOBO: And what did you say?
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...
- You don't know what day it is. - When is it?
Whoa.
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter.
NORMAN: That's all right. - Bye.
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature?
Thank you.
[LAUGHING]
Oh. Yeah, right.
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle.
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
And you're not sure about this, are you?
It's starting.
I don't know. I think I love you.
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the...
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
It's gonna be a crazy night.
And how do we control the external? With one word.
- Make me believe it. - Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah.
- What does that even mean? - I don't know.
[BOTH CHEERING]
I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...
Okay. That should just about do it.
- How's Stephanie? - Good.
Oh, my God.
- Hello? - Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
PETE: Carl, I know it's you.
You have given out...
- I never really thought of them as... - Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
[PHONE RINGS]
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
In my nightmares.
I got blisters on my fingers
Good evening, Los Angeles
Okay.
...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
- Thanks. - Pace yourselves.
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it.
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life.
They may come in any form.
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
Would you like a release?
I have been such a dick and a douche.
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
I've been thinking...
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
- But you want to. - Oh, yeah.
...just living his life in this closed-off little box.
Do you understand? Uh-huh?
By the way, your new living-room furniture looks great from the yard.
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
- Even if you don't like it? - No, of course not.
It's me again.
HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye.
I don't know what you want me to say.
- No, I didn't pause. - You paused.
On that thing?
MAN 1: Crazy, man.
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
I would understand
ALL: Surprise!
Okay.
- Do you mind, Reggie? - Seriously, dude.
- Say it again. - Yes!
Yes, yes, I do.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
Oh, come on, give me a break.
No, I don't at all.
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life.
You may be my last loan.
It's been years. You leave every time she comes.
Yeah. Sure.
(CROWD Yes!) Yes.
Are you ready to make a covenant?
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
- You were married? CARL: Yes.
[APPLAUSE]
[SCREAMING]
Amy, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
So let's be scared together.
It's a Ducati.
Do you dance?
- No, no, I'm just hanging here. - Okay, okay. Just checking in.
I was gonna tell her. I just never...
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.
You paused.