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...taken while running, but...
Ooh, heavy.
[NICK WHISTLING]
...because you got the wrong attitude right out of the gate.
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
...that requires him to say yes to any request that's presented.
No man. No man. No man.
I don't know.
PERFORMER 1: There was a band.
Norm. Hey, thanks for coming, man.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Sure, let me sit down. I knew you'd come.
Hello, Jake, Rodrigo, Penelope, Phillip, Zachary.
- Say it a million times. MAN 4: Yes.
- Oh, wow, Mickey Rourke. - No. It's Bono.
MAN 1: Yes.
Wow. Okay.
At first I thought you might be raiding our coffers.
Carl. Hey. Long time no see.
...and I need you to tell the managers. - Shutting down branches?
Whoa!
ALLISON: What if I'm one of those chickens...
What up, my brizzo?
[REVVING MOTOR]
No, don't think so. But I can talk to someone, if you'd like.
- Rooney. - Stephanie, guys.
How did you pull this off?
Have you recently started taking flying lessons?
[CARL LAUGHING]
Hey, Carl.
Yes, Carl. I have to go.
- Okay. - Excuse me. Could l...
CARL: So anything else we need to know?
No problem. Have a good night.
I would understand
That's why you got punched out...
[CARL GRO ANING]
Ever had Red Bull? I never had Red Bull. Had Red Bull last night. I like Red Bull.
Say it a million more times.
And that band made rock 'n' roll.
Happy Birthday
CARL: Yeah, that's cool. I've done some charity work.
[SOO-MI SPEAKING KOREAN]
- Ted and I are taking a little boat ride. - Oh, that's great.
- Okay. - You got it.
And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui...
He never did much.
- You seem a little hyper. - Had a couple Red Bulls.
CARL: What is it?
It just didn't work out. It's a long story.
- Whew. That was close. - What the hell, Carl?
Nailed it
That is a...
- Oh, come on. - But thanks for the offer and the image.
NORMAN: Alrighty, gang. Who wants to watch Chamber of Secrets?
A little more than average, then.
...but I know there's a thing. - A thing.
What do you say, Carl?
Okay, if you must know, we lived together.
...you didn't wanna go jogging with me, you didn't wanna travel with me?
He's not here.
Who are you?
I don't know how people go through life with the same boring routine.
- The Stephanie? - Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.
Bye, Carl.
[CARL SINGING CAN'T BUY ME LO VE]
Allison.
Might be.
Every Marine deserves to go to a ball
Way to stick in there.
You know, who cares? The world's a playground.
CARL: I almost blocked it. Didn't get there in time.
You wanted to say no but you couldn't. You had to say yes.
...and nobody's offered to throw me a bridal shower.
[GRO ANING]
You can call me at 10:59
He did it.
- I think we both grew from it. Call me. - You asshole.
PERFORMER 1: And that band ate arame and other sea vegetables.
Really? I've always wanted to try it. Yeah.
[CHUCKLES]
Perfect.