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Carl gets promoted in lieu of Demko, or along with Demko...
- Get in there, play the zone. - Come on.
...because she deserves that.
...you do the jogging photography, what else?
Oh, nice. I like your style. Car. That could be yours.
Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist.
You said, Who are you?
When I asked you if you wanted to move in...
Norm, that's amazing. Oh, my God. Thank you.
...but my designs are gonna revolutionize the roller industry.
Bye, Carl.
You wouldn't be on a date with a strange woman.
- Hey, guys. - Hey.
MAN 2: Yes.
- How you doing? - Can't complain.
[DING]
- Well, you're doing it. - Yeah?
Or not.
Whoa!
Oh. Ugh...
Why don't you stop smothering me? Seriously. It's way too much too soon.
If I had my thing in front of me, I could tell you what it is...
Who are you?
Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead.
[PHONE RINGS]
It was a stupid idea. I shouldn't have said anything.
- And Lee, he's a male nurse. PETER: I know Lee.
- Sounds wild. - Wanna know my secret?
You're A Soldier On The Front Line Of Finance
I can buy large quantities of anything at discount prices.
[NORMAN SOBBING]
Come on, man.
- Hi. - You must be Norman.
- He keeps talking this covenant nonsense. - It's not nonsense.
... ...
That makes me nervous, but that's normal. It's big.
You're officially flying by yourself.
Uh...
Why not? You do it with everything. You say yes to whatever comes your way.
Okay. A lot of energy. I like it. Everybody, this is Carl.
But let's really sell this. Give them a show.
I know there isn't that much demand for photographs...
The word yes has changed my life. Here.
I love you like...
Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got an exclusive membership card.
Hey. I came.
Costumes for what?
- You're making up nicknames. - Okay.
Allison, please, can't we talk for a sec?
[ALARM RINGING]
Cakes, huh?
...and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do.
...things can get a little dicey.
You can weigh them individually and make decisions on a case-by-case basis...
Wow. Really? You've been thinking that?
- What's wrong? - I just really need to talk to you.
Steph...
בואי נדבר על גסף את ואני
FARANOUSH: Carl, could you please pass the Cholula?
- Yes, but you don't understand. - Yes? Who is that?
Thanks.
hello jake, penelope, rodrigo, phillip zachary
You're so full of shit.
Hey, did you ever meet my friend lan? He's a computer hacker.
- Hey, great gig or whatever, you know. - Thanks.
- Hello? - Hi, Carl.
PILOT: Okay, I'm totally off the controls.
- You don't still work at the bank, do you? - Yeah.
I know. It's so frustrating. I just wanna grab these people and shake them.
- No. CROWD: No man. No man.
[PHONE RINGS]
Specifically I'm talking about 15 to 20 percent.
When's the last time you did anything fun? You always make excuses.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[CROWD GASPING]
- Here it is. - Yeah. There it is.
ROONEY: Carl, it's Roons. Thanks for letting me use your car.
Guess, mess.
...you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate.
CROWD: Yes. - Yes!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
I wanna start an organic-fertilizer distribution business.
I know it sounds silly...
...like an adult, you were gonna weigh the options.
- Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank? - Yes.
Argh!
Come on, lady.
[BARKING]
NICK: Yes!
Next time you should warn me about the length of the story, though.
I've come this far.
And what's your business?
- It comes from personal experience. - Cool.
You can’t even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate
Am I right, Carl?
Call me
Bad, but I don't wanna sound desperate.
...we're actually making a lot of money. Carl, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
[CROWD CHEERING]
CosTco
There's a lot less demand for a small Rollerblade shop...
Oh, not so fast.
ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it...
What was that?
Money Money
[OWL HOOTING]
How are you doing that? Ay!
Can I borrow a couple bucks?
Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst!