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A covenant.
- Yeah. - And you know what I did?
Yeah. He'll be dead before they get here. Somebody needs to talk him down.
- That's not entirely true. - How do I know if anything you did...
Would you like to come over for a little breakfast?
Did you wanna get that? In the privacy of your office?
Got a case of Red Bull. Gonna pull an all-nighter. You down?
I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl. You do whatever you want.
First of all, what were you doing in my car?
[LAUGHS]
...and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...
...and to yourself.
Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this.
בואי נדבר על כסף את ואני
Call me
What?
Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy.
- Wait right there. - You got it.
Could have fooled me with that modeling comment.
All of the activity that appears suspicious...
- So the whole yes thing is all bullshit? - No.
ALLISON: So you okay?
What's going on?
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
You know, a sexual release?
Hey, there he is.
Let's hope it doesn't taste like Mickey Rourke.
[RUMBLING]
- I can't think of any. - Pete, l...
Anyway, I never would've met Allison if I hadn't said yes to the homeless guy.
Yeah.
STEPHANIE: Hello? - Stephanie?
- Are there more beers in the fridge? - Sorry, last one.
You say no to life, and therefore you're not living.
Telling me to calm down when I’m angry
[PLAYING THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER]
ROONEY: Okay, okay.
...what with Big 5 and Sport Chalet...
WOMAN 2: Don't do it.
This is Allison and her wand made from a sequoia.
ALLISON: The earliest switchboard operators' headsets...
...and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
But...
And they said if you started to show some initiative, I could promote you.
Go get the ball!
Wait. I've got it.
Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut on it, Norm.
Anybody can take a photo standing still.
Yes. You won't regret this, Carl.
- Stop. - Stopping.
Carl, man, hey.
Yeah.Yeah, There Really Is something Magical About This Place
I'd like two tickets on the first plane out of here, please.
When you decide to fuck with my family
Something's going down on a big scale.
I would understand
...and things are changing for me. It's like the era of yes has begun.
I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend!
- Sorry, pal. Can't help you. - Oh, come on. Can't you give me a break?
[HOBO LAUGHING]
How's it going? What are you guys doing here?
- Terrence, don't freak out. - What the fuck?
[INHALES]
MAN 1: Good one. - I got it. I got it.
Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got an exclusive membership card.
- I said, I'm cool. TERRENCE: Before that.
Hey, buddy, you all right?
Everything I said I meant, except about living together.
Okay, guys, everybody ready? Cameras loaded?
Carl, what are you doing here?
Bye Carl…
We'll have the employment contract to you by the end of the day.
AGENT 2: We've been tracking you. We know who you are.
No. No, she's not.
- He's really into it. - You say yes to everything?
Hello there.
CARL: Hey. - Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy.
Had your number dialed, was about to press send.
This is the single biggest donation that we've ever had.
CARL: Oh, yeah, that's getting very popular now.
...because his mouth is moving in sync with what you're saying.
- Yes. CROWD: Yes!
- You didn't say it like that. - Not with an accent.
[PHONE RINGING]
I should be prepping my case for Monday, but I cannot miss this.
MAN 1: Take it easy. MAN 2: Here you go.
NORMAN: Inta-maresting.
SECURITY 1: Stay right there.
[SINGING CAN'T BUY ME LO VE]
Yeah, I'm good, unless you wanna stick around and make out.
- What do I do here? - Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl.
...and sang in rock bands and made life happen.
She was coming in the room. It's like, Give me some space, woman.
Yeah.
[SPEAKS KOREAN]
Come on, let's step this thing up a notch, Broseph.
Sorry, Faranoush.
What the hell you doing in there?