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Lose my number. Click.
for the lawless safety of international waters...
They didn't come back for their stuff
You're choosing your own adventure, Gretchen.
Oh.
Yeah, it's weird, 'cause I swear I used it this morning.
I've been reading up on the lifestyle,
I hate you, blanket.
First of all, outfits normally pick you.
you made a decision.
- My Interesting Lady Friend! - We already know it's wrong!
but they fit in with each other.
Men can't hurt me.
Classic meerkat.
We're going on a date tonight.
Nope, he's the same.
Mike!
The boat's halfway to Mercury by now.
But I care about you.
you can't hide in there forever.
Just help me make my life look legendary.
and I can control things with my mind.
You're the boss, sign.
It's my first gay date, lady.
Ooh, la-di-da.
which is pink and stupid.
And that's okay.
You and me, same brain.
And now I get why the reverend had a van.
I'm gonna fix you, Gretchen Chalker.
but someone like you could make him a butterfly.
The sheeps must follow.
We just talked about movies and got food.
singing songs, farting without judgment.
Aww.
But, Titus...
But what if a guy does take the time to know me
No.
and I sprinkled rose petals on the bed.
We're different people.
♪ Bunny and Kitty being best friends ♪
Let's ask around.
What are you doing?
Innerwaves departs from the Manhattan Cruise Terminal
Happy birthday, Founder.
and you said you wanted to be my jeans.
So what happened?
- Don't ever call me again. - Wait, what?
And which one of us opens doors for the other?
You want me to start my own church? No, I can't do that.
- No, don't put them on the glass! - ♪ Put 'em on the glass ♪