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- The painting... you idiot. - Oh.
- Cherlene, listen, it is crazy poor. - Yeah, that was my whole...
it's some kind of unholy, adolescent human-amphibian hybrid creature.
And it's not the only thing. Why can't you keep it in your pants?
So we can scrooch down behind it.
Cyril, you wear Kevlar every single time we go to Latin America.
Well, I think any time a spouse makes a major purchase without discussing it
Damn it, man, forget your kimonos.
- Well, if anything, that's heaven. - And you can die knowing
- Win what? - We're leaving right now.
- actual mom and dad? And was I ever there? - No.
it's annoying vagueness.
As is leaving before Calderón pays us for that shipment of weapons, so...
- Goddamn it. Is everybody okay? - Yes.
- I'm the first lady! - Please, hurry. We have to go before...
- with the excuses. - Sir, you have an entire battalion sitting idle
I wish you the best of luck in the years ahead, which you will spend in prison.
- Who are you-- Dave Frishberg?! - Yeah, I don't know who that is.
Cyril, shut up and find a vehicle!
in my prison canteen account. I'm looking your way, Mr. Archer.
Hang on, hang on! Wait, wait, wait. Damn it! I have something for this.
Any more?! We were never in love!
Lana. Are you crazy?
- Literally. - Are you literally insane?!