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We've just been driving around looking for White Castle,
Sorry! Move you Fucking twat!
- Did you just call me cock boy? - Yeah, you know I did.
Yeah. We started our own basketball team...
I'm not speaking to you.
You can't...
I want 30 Slyders, 5 French fries, and 4 large Cherry Cokes.
Oh, dude, you always exaggerate.
Presets. Use the presets.
Oh, pussy…
Is there a problem, Officer Palumbo?
Fuck!
Hey, Roldy, there's something I forgot to tell you.
but we keep getting sidetracked.
When someone asks me what I thought of the show.
Jesus! You all right?
Access card.
If we get caught, you are taking the blame.
What? You assume we don't know how to have a good time?
and ready for the O.R. Stat!
They wanted to live in a land that treated them as equals,
Let me apologize for my friend here. I'm very sorry.
Isn't that your favorite movie?
- Hey, Dad. - Hi, Dr. Patel.
When she gets back, she may not be available.
You know, my whole life I've just been scared
Dude, am I deaf, or did he just say we get to fuck his wife?
The only reason I'm applying
Picture the exact opposite of that.
Sweet-pea.
AT THE PINK PONY CLUB I’M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE
Get your hand off the gas! Shit!
Wanna come back for ya headphones
Are you crazy? Run! Run!
and he finally mustered up the courage to ask me out.
Bitch! Learn how to fuckin' make coffee, you fuckin' whore!
Yeah. It was a dick move on my part.
When are they fucking going to develop button technology
That was so fucking extreme
- Harold! Harold! - No, no, no.
I'll completely cut you off.
Chick magnet
- Think you could help me with this? - You need help?
Finally, some action. I'm goin'!
Shut up, man. It's a classic.
Look, you Twinkie bitch,
Don't worry. The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Rold. Is that you?
Oh, this is stolen.
3 u’s
Forget White Castle. Let's go get some pussy.
...or he could go into cardiac arrest. - All right, I'll get the anesthesiologist.
All right.
- Agreed? - Agreed.
Hey, aren't those the guys that got the shit kicked...
without White Castle in our stomachs.
Check out those boils on his neck.
Hurry up!
Keegan when he finds out Jimmy and Sean are both leaving
Nothing important. I can talk. What's going on?
Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down!
- This is what I'm dealing with. - Come on!
IT’S REALLLYYYYY GOOD
I don't want our balls rubbing against each other.
I'm really glad you're here. We've had a rough night.
I'm Freakshow's wife Liane.
I want something we haven't had in a while.
Goin' down to Georgia
What is that like, four dads and three sex robots?
I don't understand. You just hugged him.
Shit.
- Shit! - Yeah.
Do you think just because you're whispering,
I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers.
- Oh, my God! - Battle shits?
Shit.
I have this meeting with these new clients tonight,
It comes as no surprise. Your father is highly respected in his field.
- That was the best meal of my life. - Mine, too.
- Both! - This is awesome!
Officer Thurmond Brucks found their abandoned car,
It's a good thing I have an empty stomach or else I'd puke right now.
Doctor, you've got to do something or we're gonna lose him!
fuck my wife, watch TV... anything you want.
Shotgun anus
Is this your special Bush?
Well, I never got your car stolen.
Girl, I'm spendin' my dimes
Maria. Maria
See ya.
Oh, my God!
and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos or something?
Wherever God takes me.
She calls me. Then she rambles on
Semen.
I spend ten seconds in this elevator with you.
What is that, like, five O's or two U's?
All the other surgeons are working on other patients.
- Like your life is so hard. - Eat my balls, Saikat.
Thank God. I'm starving.
Well, that sounds awful.
Have you boys accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
Please tell me theres another Burgerfi in town!
"I'm not worthwhile"
Let me tell you, it's about far more than that.
Well, thank you so much for being understanding about Bradley.
What are you gonna do about it, Mr. Miyagi?
Cockboy
Kumar's phone. Kumar speaking.
I hate you, Kumar.