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That's why your phone is blinking.
Ah. Seriously, I bet that would've killed a lesser man.
“ArcherBurnFace." No.
The what? Ow!
Well, it's about time you did something on your own.
No.
Hey, hey, knock it off.
We'll come back for you later.
I'll, uh, need to run those numbers. Heh.
Thank you. MALORY: Oh, shut up.
Discoverer of blood groups?
Don't talk like black people
Does that mean so must my dream?
Now, can we please get out of here?
Well, except for Rip's eye, you got everyone home in one piece.
Wait, please tell me you didn't tell her I was temporarily the pirate king.
So Mother can keep her stupid ransom, because I don't need her!
Not unlike a metal spoon sharpened to a razor's edge...
What? U.S. or imperial?
You were in the Army? Oh, who remembers?
Hurry up, we don't have a minute to lose.
You mean, spoon him as in like--? Oh, uh, right.
Nothing. Well, you know, besides a lot of, um, pretty horrific torture...
I know it shouldn't be, and it better not be.
No. Lana, seriously, she-- She would literally kill you.
Men's pajamas? For God's sake, woman, where is your pride?
GILLETTE: Shut up. Ray? Ray.
It's not Algonquin for anything!
He's gay.
For shit's sake, Mother! How short is the list of guys you haven't screwed?
Is over. So, hey, it's a happy ending.