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the screaming meemies in three octaves.
Bert, can I fix you another hamburger? No, I'm fine, Jess.
Shh. I'm trying to reason this thing out.
He used to sulk and stamp his foot when he couldn't get his own way.
Hello? Bert, it's for you.
Well, perhaps you have an aversion to sunshine.
Mr. Baldwin is ready to meet with you now, Mrs. Fletcher.
[Chuckling] Don't be afraid, my friends.
No! No! Wait!
That, and a little misdirection.
But that can't be. No?
Oh, yeah, yeah. Tragic.
Wow! No! No!
[Cat Meowing]
But if it should turn out to be otherwise, please tell me who to thank.
But I can assure you...
Here we are, Mr. Megrim.
Aw, come on!
Ten years of my life.
- And if they're being used, these little buttons would all light up, right? - Right.
Please, sit down. Thank you.
And now, just sit back... [Powering Down]
You had an important call from Mr. Carlson.
The name's Arnold Megrim.
So much for suicide.
Well, Laurie, would you like me to sign your book? I'd be so pleased.
Classic misdirection.
Then give it to the starving orphans. They do.
No. No! No!
I wonder, could I switch to a later flight, if possible?
Horatio, you have my word on it.
Well, I'll accompany you, but not because you're holding a gun on me,
Must be something in the relays.
That was about a quarter to 7:00.
and, secondly, by starting that book you want to write.
Delighted to meet you.
But you were looking for a door, Bert, not a cubbyhole.
He had files on Arnold, Carlson, Nils,
No, Lieutenant, I'm sorry. I'm a lousy audience for fairy tales.