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You don't have to bite my head off.
Voyager is still out there
They're in my shirt!
going below floor-level,
So even though he's happy for me,
I had no idea what lay ahead.
It's not an allowance.
Uh, listen, I've got some good news.
but it kept going.
when we're a mile below the surface of the Earth.
It'll help take your mind off of it.
Well, maybe I would have paid it
♪ And it's damp as the dew ♪
And we said we weren't gonna call it an allowance
♪ And pity the miner ♪
Uh, Sheldon...
the conditions are like in the mines,
and I am nothing but proud of you.
Sheldon, if this is too much, we can stop.
♪ Yes, it's dark as a dungeon ♪
You know how insecure I am about my insecurities.
I've never done it on a big old pile of cash before.
and I made the bed. Now where's my star?
It's a little more bleak than I thought.
Look at my chore chart.
Sheldon's Mine Simulation Log,
now that I'm no longer an out-of-work actress
♪ That my body will blacken ♪
about being financially independent--
my Kit Kat has melted.
She doesn't flirt with doctors.
Get that money out of my back pocket