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OH, I FORGOT -- A LITTLE BIT OF GOSSIP.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
AND THEY AMPUTATE HIS FOOT.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HERE'S OUR BOY. YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE BORED.
DO YOU SEE HER FACE?
SERIOUSLY?
OF COURSE. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE THIS EARLY?
THINK ABOUT IT -- IT'S THERE WHEN YOU'RE SITTING,
SERIOUSLY, I LOVE MYSELF IN THIS DRESS.
THEN IT WAS VERY CONVENIENT THAT YOU DID STAY.
AND THE PERSON CANNOT REFUSE A REASONABLE REQUEST
YES? YES.
GUYS WHO KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT CONSTRUCTION --
IS THE FANTASY OF YOUR ULTIMATE COMPANION.
NO, NO, NO -- WE HAVE TO SERVE
PROPAGANDA MERELY REINFORCES
SOMETHING WRONG?
IF YOU CRAVE LOVE, THEN YOU DESERVE LOVE.
THERE'S SOMETHING VERY UNIQUE ABOUT YOU, PARIS --
THANKS FOR THE OFFER, BUT, NO, THANK YOU.
KISS FOR MOMMY.
SO I WANT TO HAVE A BACKUP.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
BUT YOU USED GLUE. I THOUGHT WITH A BANISTER --
IT WAS UGLY.
EAT MY FOOD, USE MY SHOWER.
DO YOU SEE HER FACE?
IT REALLY IS COMFORTABLE HERE.
[ GASPS ]
A SELECTION OF SIX IS ALL PEOPLE NEED.
DO YOU... WANT TO REASSESS?
AND I HAD TO PICK SOMETHING UP BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND T.J.
I GOT SUCKED IN, JUST LIKE ALWAYS.
WE EACH HAVE TO DROP SOMETHING OFF OUR LIST -- SOMETHING BIG --
TALKING IS NOT MY PARENTS' THING.
I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH THE OPRAH STICK.
HE STARTED TO LEAN ON ME LIKE HE WAS ABOUT TO FALL,
ARE KIDS STILL INTO THE DISCOTHEQUE?
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
THEN YOU'RE A ROAD LADEN WITH POTHOLES
EAT WHAT YOU LIKE. START WITH THE EXPIRED STUFF.
AND JACKSON'S SLEEPING WITH THE ZUCCHINI.
ANNE BANCROFT WROTE AND DIRECTED IT.
AND LOOKING FOR LOCAL PEWTER CRAFTSMEN.
SO... WHY WEREN'T YOU COMING?
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
WHAT'S ON THE PLAYLIST THESE DAYS?
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
I'M HEARING A GOOD BUZZ ABOUT A CHOW MEIN SANDWICH.
WHAT YOU JUST SAID ABOUT YOUR LAP.
MOVE AWAY FROM THE WINDOW AND GO BACK TO BED.
WE'RE GOING TO DO MORE PLANNING FOR ENGLAND.
YOU REALLY TOLD HER YOU LOVED HER?
I'M BORED, DEAN. DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THAT?
HEY, WHICH FILTHY MATTRESS IS YOURS?
WALK FASTER. WE'LL MISS HIM.
WE'RE THINKING OF ORDERING OUT SO WE NEVER HAVE TO USE IT.
ALL THIS AND NO HOUSEWARMING GIFT.
BUT HE'S WORM FOOD.
I CAN BUNDLE ON UP NOW.
TONIGHT IT STOPS.
I'LL JUST CATCH THE NEXT ONE.