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YOU TOLD ME I HAD TO.
OH, I COULD USE A LITTLE BREAK.
IT'S REALLY NICE MEETING YOU.
IT WOULD HUMILIATE THEM IF THEY KNEW
I'LL BET IT WAS HARD. I'LL BET YOU FELT RIDICULOUS.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO SHARE THE NEWS WITH?
TO DROP SOMETHING.
YOU'RE PUSHING US ONTO THE FAINTING COUCH.
HE WON'T LET ME TOUCH THE BANISTER EITHER.
YOU HAVE TO LOWER YOUR VOICE.
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
LIAR!
SO I RUSHED HIM HERE TO THIS CHOP SHOP
I'M STILL HERE.
WELL, I THINK I'M GOING TO GO TALK TO HIM.
AND THE OTHERS GET TO PICK FOR THE PERSON,
EXCEPT THE ONE I WANT.
...YOU'RE A ROAD IN NEED OF SOME REPAIR.
I DON'T WANT YOU TELLING HER EITHER.
I HEARD THE WATER PRESSURE SUCKS IN ROOMS 10, 12, AND 15.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
AND NO ONE'S BROUGHT HIM A MOISTENED TOWEL.
WHO THE HELL IS JUDY?
TO MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH, AND SHE WANTED TO GO OUT,
Olá Oi
OH, MY GOD.
CALM DOWN, TAKE A SEAT, AND LET US CONTINUE OUR WORK.
IS IT SERIOUS?
I'M NOT GONNA KIBITZ.
YOU'RE FUNNY. SHE'S FUNNY.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
TO THE ZUCCHINI PATCH.
HE PROBABLY DIDN'T ROLLICK WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER EITHER.
THEY CAN'T WAIT TO BE SOUP.
THAT IS THE KEY.
IT'S NEVER GONNA GET DONE. IT WILL GET DONE.
AND SAVED IT FOR WHEN WE COULD WATCH IT TOGETHER,
AND WE ALL WIN.
I'M GONNA GO SAY GOODBYE TO SOOKIE.
BECAUSE THEY KNOW I'M A LOSER AND I'M DESTINED TO BE ALONE.
WHEN I ONLY MANAGED TO LINE ONE OF MY EYES?
NO, IT CANNOT.
YES?
[ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
YOU SAID IT, BROTHER, MY BROTHER.
I'M A MESSENGER. I GOTTA GO.
AND FEEL LIKE A BIG STEAMING MOUND OF CRAP
TRUST ME, MY FRIEND -- IT WILL GET EASIER,
WHAT HAPPENED?
GOD, LINDSAY!
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S OKAY.
I'M GOING FIRST.
TOUGH GUY, HUH?
THEY'RE NOT EVEN EASING ME INTO THIS, THOSE BASTARDS.
DON'T ADD STUFF FROM YOUR TO-DO LIST TO MY TO-DO LIST.
WE NEED MONEY! YOU KNOW THAT, LINDSAY!
COME ON.
HEY, NICE PLACE. YOU PUT THOSE HOLES THERE YOURSELF?
YOUR MOTHER'S GETTING MARRIED, AND YOU'RE NOT COMING.
DID YOU GET YOUR TOWEL?
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE WAY HE WAS STARING AT THE CEILING,
I CAN FIX IT.
LORELAI, I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SHEL SAUSMAN.
I TOOK IT VERY PERSONALLY.
I'M FINE.
THEY'VE DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BECOME A CRAZY CAT LADY.
YOU SAID TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
THE PLACE IS GREAT.
HEY.
THESE DAYS, THERE'S NOTHING I'D RATHER DO IN THE WORLD
THAT'S GOOD, TOO. [ CHUCKLES ]
I NEED COFFEE.
I MEAN, HEY, I GOT YOU THERE, RIGHT?
HEY, TODD.
HOLD ON.
WHATEVER, DEAN.
MOM CALLED.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN NEW THINGS --
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.