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GOOD. I'M GLAD.
AND HIDING IT.
IT'S UP TO YOU.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE I CAN FIND MYRTLE?
SORRY.
AND I'M HUNTING DOWN WHEAT STALKS
Sorry.
I'M LIKE VANESSA REDGRAVE IN "CAMELOT."
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A TURNING POINT.
AND IT GOT HEATED AND VICIOUS,
I WANTED TO SIT THERE.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
MICHEL!
YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY SELFISH.
A LITTLE CONTROL IN A WORLD WHERE LITTLE IS CONTROLLABLE.
AND HE COULD LIVE ANOTHER 40 YEARS.
TONIGHT I GOT INTO A FIGHT AT A STRIP CLUB WITH MY NEPHEW.
THAT'S BETTER THAN A BUN IN YOUR OVEN.
I SAW HER WHEN I WAS HERE A FEW MONTHS AGO.
HE'S NOT THAT CLOSE. HE'S CLOSER THAN ME.
BYE.
ARE YOU HAPPY FOR ME?
I GUESS I NEED TO START
BUT OPEN, HONEST, LIFE-AFFIRMING LOVE.
I'M GONNA GO OUT AND CHECK WITH MICHEL ON SOMETHING,
AND YOU MISS THAT, YOU REFUSE TO BE A PART OF THAT,
OR A "U."
OH, MY GOD! THERE ARE TWO OF THEM.
WHAT'S THAT, FARM JARGON?
THAT'S MY LIST -- EVERY CHINESE PERSON IN THE WORLD.
LUKE IS MY... SPECIAL FRIEND.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE A LAP.
SO, HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THIS SO QUICKLY?
THEY'RE NOT LIKELY TO CROSS MY PATH.
YOU'RE SAYING THAT "SLEEPING WITH THE ZUCCHINI" MEANS...
THEY SAY IT ON ALL THE HOSPITAL SHOWS.
IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'VE GOT PLACES TO BE.
[ SIGHS ] I DON'T THINK I'VE SAID THAT ENOUGH.
AND I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY WITH YOUR TO-DO LIST AND ALL,
OFFER FREE ADVICE ON THINGS THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.
AREN'T YOU GONNA SIT?
AND HE'S RECENTLY DIVORCED.
BIG GULPS, LOTS OF SUGAR.
NOW YOU ADD THAT.
THIS CAN'T GO ON. IT'S TOO WEIRD.
OH, MY GOD. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
IN VERY LOVING AND NUTTY WAYS.
UM...SYLVIE, HORSE FEED. JACKSON, GARDEN STONE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, MY GOD. I HATE NATURE.
WHEN SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE --
WHO COULDN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND
THANK YOU.
HEY, TOM. NICE WORK HERE.
HE'S GETTING DRESSED. HE SHOULD BE OUT IN A MINUTE.
SHE PICKED THE WRONG GUY AGAIN."
AND HE WAS HAVING THESE PAINS.
YOU'VE PROBABLY BEEN LAUGHING AT ME ALL THESE MONTHS.
THANK YOU, ANGEL.
LUKE, HI.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WILL YOU LET ME SCAN THE BOOK?
JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOING.
I'M GUESSING JETHRO TULL OR JETHRO TULL.
TABLECLOTH SUPPLIES. I CAN DO THAT.
I DON'T TAKE HIS CLASS. PEOPLE WILL GET SUSPICIOUS.
HOW YOU DOIN', T.J.?
DAD WAS TRAVELING AND SHE HAD A FUNCTION.
WHAT'S WITH YOU?
I GIVE UP.
I ALREADY TOLD YOU YOU COULD HANDLE IT.
AND TO KEEP THEM SAFE, NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.
YOU WANT TO SEE THE KITCHEN? THE STOVE IS A THING OF BEAUTY.