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I CAME HERE BECAUSE OF YOUR REPUTATION.
NO -- RUN THIS PLACE, HANDLE ALL THE STRESS?
THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN A YEAR.
OH, PLEASE. YOU ARE THE MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL PERSON I KNOW.
BUT HOW DO YOU GET IT? HOW DO YOU GET THIS LOVE?
YOU CAN'T DEFINE LITERATURE IN TERMS OF THE AUDIENCE.
YOU CHANGE YOUR PHONE NUMBER WEEKLY.
[ GASPS ] JACKSON!
JEEZ!
THAT SOUNDS BAD. IT WASN'T GOOD.
FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS.
WHEN YOU TRAVEL, WHO WOULD MAKE YOUR TRAVELS MORE ENJOYABLE?
FOUR. I GUESS FOUR'S OKAY.
* IF YOU NEED
ACTUALLY, AT THIS MOMENT, IT IS A LITTLE.
OH, I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER.
NO MORE ANGER, NO MORE FRUSTRATION.
IT'S A "Y" -- THIS IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE.
OH, AL.
OLD GELATO?
MEN, A QUESTION -- WHAT IS FANTASY?
WE NEED TO SUPPORT THIS THING TO GIVE IT A CHANCE.
EVERY SINGLE OTHER TABLE IN HERE IS EMPTY.
AND I WANT YOU THERE... AND YOU OWE ME.
YES. I LEFT MYSELF A COUPLE OF MESSAGES LAST NIGHT.
LORELAI. 28 TO GO.
IT'S GOING TO TAKE INTROSPECTION.
LIZZIE, I DON'T KNOW. HOW AM I DOING?
IF YOUR SCORE IS BETWEEN 30 AND 40 POINTS,
WHY NOT?
THE COURT JESTER.
HE'S LIKE SUPER MR. FIX-IT MAN.
RORY, HI.
WHAT? HE HAS PAINS, HE WOBBLES.
IT IS REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU.
WE'D BEEN DATING FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW.
EITHER WAY IS GOOD.
THEY LOOK GOOD. GOOD, NOT GREAT?
THERE'S GIRLS WALLOWING AROUND IN SLIMY DIRT,
SHE WAS MAD BECAUSE HE WAS WORKING LATE
OF COURSE I'LL GO TO YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.
LIFE. I'VE LIVED.
YOU ARE GONNA REGRET THIS.
WHERE ARE YOU?
WHY DO YOU NEED WHEAT? LIZ'S WEDDING.
AS LATE AS YOU WANT -- DAVEY'S WITH HIS GRANDPARENTS,
CAN I SEE THE BOOK?
AFTER ALL, I'M...OLD.
AND HE HAD HIS EYES OPEN AND WAS JUST STARING AT THE CEILING.
I THOUGHT I WOULD DO SOME LAUNDRY,
IT SHOULD BE FUN. THERE'LL BE TURKEY LEGS.
COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE --
ARE YOU YELLING AT ME OR THE CAT?
AND IF YOUR SCORE IS 40 OR ABOVE,
OH, I CAN'T STOP DRINKING THE COFFEE.
A LAP IS AN ILLUSION.
GREAT IDEA. AND I WASN'T GONNA KIBITZ.
RIGHT.
TAKE IT.
IT'S ALL GOING TO BE COMING OUT EVENTUALLY.
WHEN YOU'RE IN PAIN, WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO COMFORT YOU?
OH, NO, THANKS. I'M JUST HERE FOR A BACHELOR PARTY.
AND DROP THIS SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR YOU ARE SO FOND OF,
THE PLACE LOOKS THE SAME.
OKAY, THE PILLOWS ARE HISTORY.
Lindsay: DEAN, COME ON. Dean: LINDSAY, I'M WORKING.
I PROOFED THESE PAGES A MILLION TIMES.
MICHEL, CURTAINS. TOM, BANISTER AND MUD-SINK VALVE.
[ HORNS HONKING ]
ASHER ASKED ME TO GO TO OXFORD WITH HIM THIS SUMMER.
I'M SLEEPING WITH THE ZUCCHINI. DIDN'T YOU TELL HER?
THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE,
KNOCK IT OFF!
I'M MAKING YOU SOME OATMEAL.
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD TALK.
LET'S GET DOWN TO IT.
IF I CRAVE LOVE, I DESERVE LOVE.