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- You know where to take him. - Who's taking me where?
that you get a crinkle over your nose when you look at me like I'm nuts.
Ready to go? I say we pick up some Chinese and hang at home tonight.
Until we had to put their horse down.
- My face'll never look 40. - You're right. My bad.
You're not even dressed yet? We gotta pick up Carla on the way, man.
Awesome. I'm gonna go work on them some more.
I'm sure Elliot doesn't wanna spend her life with someone who doesn't love her.
I need your help, man. It's about Elliot.
and I love that you are...
you will be my baby forever, baby.
I see kids. I see minivans.
- What are you doing with that guy? - I thought I'd date a celebrity.
I'm on top of it. This weekend will go off without a hitch.
It's so great to finally be able to call you my boyfriend.
Cool.
Do you wear a nanny mask or slap on a name tag that says, "I'm your mommy"?
If it's OK with you, I'm gonna take my relationship advice
Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me?
I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich,
Don't piss off the janitor. End of story.
sweetest boy in the whole world, and no matter how hard you look,
When I look at Carla, I see the future. I see kids. I see minivans.
- Those pants make your ass look giant. - Stop.
Maintenance? I have your names now. The maintenance brothers.