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I realised that I really liked those things about Elliot,
and she would love you forever for that.
because each and every one of them has led me to you.
You're the best.
Why not say you felt that way, dumb ass?
No. It's cos of this. Boys.
or how when she finishes a beer, she looks inside the can,
If you want someone to fight with, you have to find someone else.
Please say that you're talking to me.
I don't love you.
I chased Elliot for three years. Now I don't want her.
- Love. - No. Me.
I'm a sick man. Last night, after three years of chasing Elliot,
I've made mistakes in my life, but you've managed to erase them all,
He could run like the wind but his tail couldn't put out that fire.
- I see a beer gut. On me, not her. - I hope so.
You just bought yourself four weekends on call.
Still seems like you can take a minute for a friend.
- Tupac, I was watching that. - Dude, I gotta do my vows.
but I didn't love them, and I didn't love her.
I was going to stay with her for the rest of my life.
The difference between special birthday sex and no sex on our wedding night.