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Oh, my God, that board meeting went on forever.
I have uncontrollable hostility towards small rodents.
Anyway, I may not ever be able to tell you how much you mean to me,
I can't stop.
You don't wanna fight in front of Jack anymore,
as long as I see your smile, none of that stuff scares me.
And Christopher?
I am not fighting with you anymore, ever.
It's not because I'm Ionely, and it's not because it's our rehearsal dinner.
I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out,
- It's for us. You suck at Scrabble. - Do I look mad?
I kept right on going with my birthday party.
and you challenge me each and every day.
The next person to get in my face will wish they hadn't.
Listening to Turk made me think a lot about love.
Welcome to work, boys. Be the best janitors you can be today.