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"These apartments going fast.
- And it's a large apartment on Allen Street
but I figure... When in Rome.
shit, I'm definitely free-associating,
- He had shit in his pants.
to produce a classic.
Mr. Gail, it says here you have served seven years
And Chipper's telling me everything's gonna be okay.
Now, I have to meet Ramona, but first,
We now proudly present Parker Gail's
but what's bad for the brain is good for the hips.
but one day, I'm not gonna be there
Attention:
- The man's 45 years old
"59 Broome Street's being turned into a Stereo City.
and... the super lets us in,
The next day,
- And I look up and I see...
And then I realized I'm not just free-associating.
And I realize I'm not mourning the loss of the loft.
- In my life, I never bought wicker furniture.
and eats yogurt all day.
I can't find home because my home is a Stereo City!
[footsteps approaching]
but I don't care, baby.
the home with the wicker furniture
I'm back.
which is all groovy if you live above the ozone layer,
and the... and the hour hand is moving slow and steady
I say, "No, it's a moving meditation."
Broadway?
And then I'm in a monologue? No.
and the radiator pipes were clanging...
And he says,
made memoir into theater for over 30 years.
order's restored,
So I say, "Parker, I don't think I can sleep here anymore."
- What? - I'm kidding.
It's a seven-story walk-up.