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He begged me.
60 seconds.
And I say, "I'm Parker Gail. I do monologues."
and cassette tapes and earphones
And the superintendent, he...
tried to jump the turnstile.
I have no tokens!
Down the road to Foster-Glocester,
I want to see my analyst.
to deal with these people, 'cause I cannot."
my analyst, you know, he's one of these great
And we're like, "Move."
as you are eligible again in 15 months.
Ramona says the room is spinning.
and Sucret Tins and mohair throws
or I won't be able to concentrate on my monologue
[quirky guitar music]
[groans]
like "The Promethean"?
- I'm not a psychiatrist.
Not really.
[toilet flushing]
and Mercury's in... retrograde, or something.
and they shoot me back to Earth and zoom!
elderly Freudian types, you know.
I can do that.
constantly because Parker refuses to eat at anywhere
like the tortoise, and the minute hand is running
Second Avenue?
"I'll be here, Parker.
and I duck into a bodega to get some change.
and this little jerk
I'm in high school.
I say to the woman in the booth...
of when in doubt, hospital!
okay?
is everything.