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they're not really interested in any of that.
We are definitely cutting back on the ritualistic dancing.
this place is Valhalla.
I'd explain it to you, but you're probably too naive
while I deal with the water and power company
‐Good night! ‐Hey!
‐ The actual Sire? ‐The Sire?
and the various abattoirs.
‐No. ‐You're getting me, I think.
Say hello to my little friend.
Is that the Cloak of Duplication?
So you're saying you...
- ‐Let's talk about this. - ‐
oldest and largest collection of pornography.
‐of an Irish Derby winner. ‐Okay, um...
because we work together.
knowing that Laszlo and his silver tongue
♪ You're dead and out of this world. ♪
How about you slumber on that?
I feel much better about that.
It's more of a courtesy call.
♪ A dream come true ♪
You're funny.
Even I, full‐time staff,
Indica v. sativa, legalization rules,
And now you're horny because you just got negged again.
You will remember nothing.
Laszlo, you know that thing you always wanted to try?
♪ Tonight ♪
and I don't remember‐‐ I wasn't myself.
Hey, dipshit.
Fucking guy.
‐Laszlo. ‐Ah, yeah!
I'd go myself, but...
Could I sing you something?
‐ ‐This year, I am turning 100 years old.
have laid a foundation for me
‐Yeah. ‐You do?
as leaders of the Vampiric Council.