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Katie can babysit.
My wife has a job, okay?
Thanks for meeting me at the exit of the roller coaster.
and give his new girlfriend a big licey hug.
This-this is society trying to keep the working moms down!
But Adam's got some friends on top.
Thought I could hurdle that coffee table, I really did.
I know you're in there.
you dodged a bullet.
Wow, Nancy's worried.
I'm much more likeable one-on-one.
why I don't have the bugs.
And I'm not gonna apologize for that.
Stand down, boy.
Let's just go down there and check her out.
I don't understand why kids can't stay home alone.
Hey, you pulled the pin on the grenade; you jump on it.
My father-in-law just stopped calling me Nancy.
they are never gonna survive.
Oh, look, you brought your children to my workplace.
That was a big hit.
Maybe you're both. Who says you can't have it all?
You know, we... we cut up their bananas.
That repels lice. It does?
You don't do that. I do that.
On three. Okay, come on.
What kind of frickin' lice don't get on the mother's head?
She's upset. One of us is gonna have to go in there.