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And I'm so proud of my dad, he's meant so much to me.
( Phone ringing )
Oh, I'm really worried, weatherman, yeah.
Mary and I were talking this morning, and, uh,
Good to see your back's better.
So if you're going to the Leo funkhouser testimonial,
Great day for golf huh! weatherman
Yeah, really, it's gonna, bring a slicker.
You know, she could have told me where the sneaker was.
Okay.
( Speaking Russian )
( Laughing )
Larry.
A man stands up to pee, what are you doing?
Aah...
Carmelita, put Oscar in the bedroom and close the door.
You talk to Ted Danson today by any chance?
Don't be so sensitive.
I went to go pee and the seat was up.
What are you doing, what's this?
What's with the bare feet?
Yeah, you have full mouth full of plaque.
little paper remnants on it, it's gonna ruin the suede.
and then you don't have to worry about it...
I hurt my back.
Oh, brother.
Well, he's right most of the time.
I'm gonna go to that golf course.
that could help you out.
He has an electric toothbrush.
but it's unethical is what he's saying.
Denta friend, no.
Yeah, um, I just think, I just think, uh, you know,
What for?
that's gonna push in around midnight Saturday night.
20 times?
You won't see me out there.
( Speaking Russian )
remember the tip I gave you at Ben stiller's house?
I'm just trying to hear what,