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They're just to keep my trunk closed what if I'm ever hauling garbage.
Not like when Clinton was in the White House, huh?
- You gonna keep these neckties? - Yeah, throw them in my car.
And I'll warn you ahead of time, these have jokes in them.
On the drive up from Virginia, she kept that vase between her legs.
Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for coming.
Mrs. Brown? I want you to spank me again.
- You were with Cleveland, weren't you? - No!
We're gonna win! We're gonna win!
to antagonize the dogs.
Yes, yes!
a band should make during a guitar solo.
It seems today that all you see
Okay, okay, time to turn away now, Vince.
Amen! Why not? Why not, right?
Well, you know how I don't ever brag about my sexual exploits.
Your logo was stupid.
Now, let's go win a race with no prize.
Oh, my God, Peter.
You know, Donna, they've known each other a lot longer than we have.
That woman is gonna be sorry she laid her hands on our son.
And I'm like, "Honey..."
Stewie! You get down from there this instant!
Donna, what gives you the right to spank my child?
Chevy says block
How many grey pubes you pluck today you old hag?
Only my side had airbags.
Hello.
No, no, no, no, I'll go. I'll go. It's okay.
Well, last night, Bonnie and I got really kinky.
All right.
Lois, I've spent my life trying to keep race out of things.
and if you get hungry, there's plenty of Goldfish in the couch.
I wrapped it around my thigh and forgot about it