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Okay, what do we do now?
Seriously. Just go up to him and give him
Have you ever lost something very dear to you?
of various cultures.
Yeah, right now.
I shall become more powerful
Oh, hey, Bill's a grownup.
JIMMY: You're gonna love this!
[DEEP SOUTH ACCENT] and ask your sugar daddy.
I'm sorry, he gave me $500 a tip,
Oh, my, you would of-- You would have loved it.
I'm back from Japan.
without all those people running around
Hey, you know, in Japan you're allowed to eat seaweed.
That's actually how they say hello in Japan.
Yay!
Seriously. You can have every bit of money
All I did was sell someone something
Mr. James, why won't you share your knowledge with me?
I took all the stock tips you gave me, and...
Actually, I think it's pronounced sumimasen,
No. Come on, I'm serious here, Beth.
Oh, excuse me.
These are like, um,
All right. I am ordering you a new chair.
into a little company called--
This is a real sword?
That's okay. But I think we've all seen you shake
Yeah. Joe was asking about it--
Now, I-- I'm sorry, where was I?
[SNIFFS]
It's $2000. He gave me--
I almost forgot you had presents.
I'd have enough left over to roll around in naked.
DAVE: Yes?
Wow. I-I am sorry to interrupt.
[MAKES SWOOSHING NOISE]
Well, what are you letting me wave this thing around for?
so that you guys wouldn't think I was...weird.
Yeah, I know, Matthew. It's called Chinese food.
and we'll leave it at that.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait, hold, hold on!
Mmm, bup.